I don't know if I agree with this

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I am not a condiment

Heard in the hall today: "What do you put on gay nachos?"
"Dick Salsa."

What kind of neanderthal brain malfunction makes someone think that's funny? Do these jock numbtards actually think they came up with something original? Do they think that someone named Rich Salza has never heard such wit before? In grade school? I heard better insults in kindergarten, from the special kids. These guys are just three hairs shy of dropping their pants to mark their territory. I bet if you asked them, they'd probably say Hermann von Salza was a backup drummer for Rammstein.

Idiots.