Saturday, May 9, 2009

This was the week from hell

I don't know where to begin with this crap.

After the last post, I start school Monday, like normal, and go to my third period World History class. As much as I like history, I'm going to have to say that Mr. Conroy (who was probably teaching class here when they were paying the faculty in beads and beaver pelts) has got to be the most rigid, arrogant, self-important a-hole to ever teach in Geauga County, or possibly in the whole state of Ohio. We were supposed to hand in a research paper on any pre-20th Century conflict, amounts to a third of our grade. Like an idiot, I wrote about what interested me. But apparently, Mr. Conroy had never heard of the Northern Crusade in the 13th Century, and the bastard calls me out in front of the whole class and accuses me of making it up.

Making it up. No, I'm not kidding. My response was something like, "Did you even look up anything in the bibliography?" Needless to say, he did not like my tone. I get sent to the office and I get a week's worth of detention. (Someone must have talked sense into Conroy though, because when I got my paper back there was a C on it, right next to a scribbled out F)

So I was not in the best of moods after school and this jock Tony decides to reprise his "Dick Salsa" joke. Is it any surprise I took a swing at him? He was surprised, but he managed to duck and I ended up punching a locker.

If you're wondering, that hurts. So I'm standing there cursing, holding a broken hand, facing a bent-in locker door, and I'm in so much pain I forget why I slammed my fist into this thing. This is the point that Tony (slow as he is in every sense of the term) decides to defend himself by slamming my face into the locker.

Long story short (too late) we both get handed suspensions, and my Dad gets a bill to fix the locker I punched. Needless to say, he was not pleased. So after we get back from the Emergency Room, my right hand in a cast, he explains how I'm losing my cell phone, my computer, and my TV privileges for the rest of the month.

So, I'm blogging this left handed from one of the library PC's while I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork.

As they say on the internets: FAIL.

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